Nathan isn’t allowed to get a tattoo because he said in an interview that his mum saw a picture of him in the newspaper and it looked like he had a tattoo and she warned him that if he does get one done then he’s not setting a good example on Jess and that she would kill him & now he’s scared to get one.
The amount he cares for Jess though..
(Source: warz0nee)
Paul and One direction at Disney Land
- Harry: This is like Heaven for me.. Look at all these single ladies
- Louis: Harry! You promise me, It was going to be about me this time!
- Paul: Harry, Stop staring at the lady!
- Liam: Oh my god! OH MY EFFIN GOD! Can we please go on the toy story rides, paul!?! CAN WE?!
- Paul: Yes Liam..
- Niall: I am hungry
- Paul: Heres 20 bucks, go buy a pretzel
- Niall: I might need more..
- Paul: Why?
- Niall: A pretzel isnt going to be enough
- Paul: FINE! Heres 20 more dollars
- Zayn: Is there any rides that involves alot of mirrors and no height...?
- Liam: No..
- Zayn: Oh.. I guess I will just stand here and try to get a few twitters to DM later
- Paul: Oh no your not! Your going to go with me to where liam wants to go too.
- Harry: Hey suga momma, You busy tonight?
- 40 year old woman: Are you talking to me?
- Harry: Yes baby.
- 40 year old woman: Well I can cancel my plans at Bingo tonight-
- Paul: HARRY!
- Louis: I am mad at harry, paul!
- Paul: Louis not here!
- Liam: PAUL! I wanna go on the ride nowww
- Niall: I am back with the food
- Zayn: Can I have some?
- Niall: Back off my food bradford boi before I bite your hand off
- Paul: Dear lord.. What did I get myself into?
- THIS!
omfg i can’t cope
someone slap me omfg ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(Source: warz0n3)
- 11 year old: I really like the Hunger Games, I can't wait to see the movie!
- me: have you read the books?
- 11 year old: no, this is the 21st century, no one reads books any more!!!
- me:
- jesus:
- barack obama:
- suzanne collins:
- jk rowling:
- cavemen:
- the world:
- aliens:
